Gypped Offensive Quotes & Sayings

I have discovered that a screw-shaped device such as this, if it is well made from starched linen, will rise in the air if turned quickly. — Leonardo Da Vinci

I loved the idea of the Nerd as Hero, which Ghost World also had. — Illeana Douglas

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin

Shake structures. School yourself. Look twice at a thing, once upside down. Answer yourself clearly. — Mary Anne Radmacher

The collapse of tsarism, while not improbably, was certainly not inevitable. — Richard Pipes

For every achievement, there is a critic to devalue its worth. — Wes Fesler

Answers to prayer have to be on God's schedule, not ours. He hears us pray, and He answers according to His will in His own time. — David Jeremiah

Adding the second option creates a conflict, forcing a trade-off between price and quality. — Barry Schwartz

When anything is present to the mind, what is the very first and simplest character to be noted in it, in every case, no matter how little elevated the object may be? Certainly, it is its presentness . — Charles Sanders Peirce

The distinction between "magick" and "communication" exits only in our traditional ways of thinking. The uncanny Egyptians attributed both inventions to a single deity, Thoth, god of speech and other illusions. — Robert Anton Wilson

Seeing John Major govern the country is like watching Edward Scissorhands try to make balloon animals. — Simon Hoggart

This apartment, which you no doubt profanely suppose to be the shop of Will Wimble the undertaker --a man whom we know not, and whose plebeian appellation has never before this night thwarted our royal ears --this apartment, I say, is the Dais-Chamber of our Palace, devoted to the councils of our kingdom, and to other sacred and lofty purposes. — Edgar Allan Poe

Discrimination , in all its forms, is bad for business. — Tim Cook