Gwatkin Farmhouse Quotes & Sayings

I have very weirdly realistic dreams where it could be real life, except it's not. — Nat Wolff

Take me or leave me, I'll never be perfect. Believe me I'm worth it — Nicki Minaj

A noble shalt thou have, and present pay;
And liquor likewise will I give to thee,
And friendship shall combine, and brotherhood. — William Shakespeare

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. — Dave Attell

Sometimes it is subtle - the simple observation of who lives where and works what jobs and who does not. Sometimes it's all of it at once. I have never asked how you became personally aware of the distance. — Ta-Nehisi Coates

When preparing your return, you should be sure to avoid common mistakes. The two most common taxpayer mistakes, states the IRS booklet, are (1) "failure to include a current address," and (2) "failure to be a large industry that gives humongous contributions to key tax-law-writing congresspersons." — Dave Barry

I wish the army had taught us how to navigate feelings as easily as they did a starless night sky. — Sherri L. Smith

Anger is the rising up of the heart in passionate displacency against an apprehended evil, which would cross or hinder us of some desired good. — Richard Baxter

There are just some things that are outside of comprehension, even if we can quantify them. At some point, science becomes magic. — Jay Hosking

There's ache in her arms and ache in her legs and heart. But on her face is the beauty of the morning. — Markus Zusak

The act of giving expands one's entire life experience because nothing is more fulfilling than one's capacity to give. — Phylicia Rashad

Natural selection shaped the human brain to be drawn toward aspects of nature that enhance our survival and reproduction, like verdant landscapes and docile creatures. There is no payoff to getting the warm fuzzies in the presence of rats, snakes, mosquitoes, cockroaches, herpes simplex and the rabies virus. — Paul Bloom

A lot of people have great hope, and a lot of people who have great hope live. And, some of them who have great hope die. So it's not that hope is going to save you. — Elizabeth Edwards