Gumpedia Quotes & Sayings

The British are so incestuous. They pass around partners like they're passing popcorn at a movie. — Cameron Diaz

Government is an art, not a science, and an adventure, not a planned itinerary. — Donald Creighton

Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God's grace. — P. J. O'Rourke

Reagan was all about America, and you talked about it. Obama is, 'We are above that now. We're not just parochial, we're not just chauvinistic, we're not just provincial. We stand for something.' I mean, in a way, Obama's standing above the country, above - above the world. He's sort of God. He's going to bring all different sides together. — Chris Matthews

Cause the profit system follows the path of least resistance and following the path of least resistance is what makes the river crooked. Hmmmm. — Utah Phillips