Guirguis Amir Quotes & Sayings

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job. — Anthony Jeselnik

That moved me, and I didn't even give him crap about the fact that his tuxedo had tails. Who the hell wears tails anymore? — S.C. Stephens

Meggie dropped to her knees, scrambling frantically to collect the miniature clothes before more damage was done them, then she began picking among the grass blades where she thought the pearls might have fallen. Her tears were blinding her, the grief in her heart new, for until now she had never owned anything worth grieving for. — Colleen McCullough

I loved teaching and I did a lot of work as a teacher's assistant in college, and my favorite experience was basically getting a laugh from a bunch of people because they had just understood something. — Joss Whedon

People compose poetry, novels, sitcoms - for love. — Helen Fisher

Lots of ways to reach God,
I chose love. — Rumi

You shouldn't follow your heart unless you can keep a beat. — Neil Leckman

Just take our name off the list ... The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans ... — Ozzy Osbourne

I like making people laugh. It comes off and shines in everything I do. — William Shatner

Probably my eating disorder [is the hardest obstacle]. It ruled my life for years, and I didn't know how I could live with it forever, but I didn't know how I could live without it. It was a struggle to recover from, and it's only a daily reprieve, but as long as I stay spiritually centered, I don't veer off track or
get tempted. — Ashley Rickards