Guinness World Record Quotes & Sayings

Pee like you're trying to break the Guinness World Record. — Angela Cervantes

President Obama, by the way, has set a Guinness World Record as the fastest person to get a million Twitter followers. Obama now has as many followers as the Republicans have presidential candidates. — Conan O'Brien

You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record? — Rachel Caine

Perhaps I should call the Guinness Book people. I wondered what the world record was for not being sure whether you committed a string of murders? — Jeff Lindsay

One-time Guinness World Record holder for Yo-Yo endurance. — Bob Brown