Gooky Quotes & Sayings

I've always wanted editors that actually edited my poems. — Victoria Chang

It was a shame that Allah, Jehovah, God - it didn't matter what name you gave him - did not live in the world today, because if he did, we would still be in paradise, while he would be mired in appeals, requests, demands, injunctions, preliminary verdicts, and would have to justify to innumerable tribunals his decision to expel Adam and Eve from paradise for breaking an arbitrary rule with no foundation in law: Of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil thou shalt not eat. — Paulo Coelho

A million million years gives us some time to prepare for the end ... let us make the best of it. — Bertrand Russell

I suppose the mothers of most twelve-year-old boys live with the uneasy conviction that their sons are embarked upon a secret life of crime. — Shirley Jackson

There can be no criminal intent in resisting injustice. — Lysander Spooner

It is true that getting into writing as a career can sometimes feel like you are trying to throw ten coins up in the air and have them all land on heads, — Jan Doncom

You cannot but learn more of the world's heft, as you take it now into your hands. — John Updike

I know I'm one of the biggest busts in NBA history — Greg Oden

Some people can't see the color red. That doesn't mean it isn't there, — Sue Grafton

This last one is greener, it must be sweeter. — Nor Sanavongsay

So we have a commitment to the business and to its people. — John Kluge

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws. — Scott Adams

If you cannot avoid a quarrel with a blackguard, let your lawyer manage it, rather than yourself. No man sweeps his own chimney, but employs a chimney-sweeper, who has no objection to dirty work, because it is his trade. — Charles Caleb Colton