Goodreads Quotes Quotes & Sayings

Except that, very rarely, when the sun shines on her in the same way the sun's rays light up the inside of Stonehenge once a year, Jack finds Ruthy mesmerising. — Jonathan Dunne

I say," began Piglet, "don't you think goodreads could do something about quote verification, what with that Kindle plugin and all? Most of these quotes are balderdash, and they're being repeated everywhere. — A.A. Milne

Goodreads is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway... — Michael A. Arnzen

Gonzo, the enlightened hippy-biker island god, was a hermit in every sense of the word; a hermit crab and this island was his shell. — Jonathan Dunne

A pipe? A pipe?! Your mother would turn in her grave if she knew she'd spawned a daughter who smokes a pipe! Your poor mama was a pure lady. Prim and ladylike. She smoked menthol cigarettes, now that's feminine. — Jonathan Dunne

You cannot replace kindness by cleverness. — Kamon

In life, you don't lose;you learn. — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

Libations are for the gods. Cocktails are for mere mortals. — Jonathan Kieran

The closest Apollo had ever come to expressing an interest in the opposite sex was the door signs of public bathrooms. — Jonathan Dunne

Pride is a great energizer for me. --Titus Ray, Chapter 1. — Luana Ehrlich

Happiness is; knowing that Goodreads isn't blocked from my work IT system. — Mel Morton

If you want to feel the wonders of the flight you must be crazy enough to jump in the abyss" - George G. Asztalos — George Asztalos

But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore. — Jonathan Dunne

Goodreads could be a source for knowledge but instead does all readers a supreme disservice by allowing the spread of false quotes on the Internet. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your body isn't really yours, Jackie boy. Your body is mine and I'm claiming squatter's rights. — Jonathan Dunne

Lately, their love had been reduced to yellow emojis. — Jonathan Dunne

Be careful of what you wish for because sometimes it just might come untrue. — Jonathan Dunne

So how do you know she was a mermaid if you didn't see her bottom half? — Jonathan Dunne

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With admirable vigour, Everest, the obese pasty kid, begins listing the world's serial killers in alphabetical order. 'Jeffrey Dahmer; Charles 'The Axe' Eden; Freddy 'The Fox' Flanagan...' Steadily advancing through the monsters, jowls redder and redder as he refuses to breathe. If ever Queen B thought that her sister had secretly dropped her son on his head during one of her binges, then it's now, even his albino eyes are glowing red. — Jonathan Dunne

Why can't people just be happy and live? — Jonathan Dunne

Jesus is the light of the world. His light shines through all darkness. His love heals all hatred. His grace and mercy forgives all sins. The anointing of his blood heals the sick and the lame. His guarding angels will forever protect you and his word will forever guide you. — Colishia S. Benjamin

Watching copulating dung-beetles is exciting if you drink enough Red Bull, Jack. — Jonathan Dunne

Opposites attract, mom.'
'Yes, but in your case, darling, it is hydrogen and oxygen, and we all know what happened the Hindenberg.'
Just in case their daughter wasn't aware of the ill-fated zeppelin, Lambert clarified: 'This too will end in flames. — Jonathan Dunne

Assumptions can get you killed. --Titus Ray, Chapter 2 — Luana Ehrlich

I started this dirty quote business when I noticed that I only tend to read authors when their quotes convince me of wit and style. In a world overflowing with bad literature and corrupted product-placement critics the only weapon one has is either word of mouth or quotes, and me I highly prefer the latter. So I have just decided that I will only post to facebook through goodreads quotes. That's policy that makes a lot of sense for a writer. — Martijn Benders

Ruthy's got the curves of the Scalextric he had once gotten for Christmas. — Jonathan Dunne

You're wrong about one thing: fairy-tales do exist. Millions of existing parents read existing fairy-tales every night from existing books to kids who, funnily enough...'
'... exist, yeah, I know. I mean it's fantasy, not reality. — Jonathan Dunne

Why did you call me Jack of Hearts?'
'Because you like to gamble girls' hearts and play them close to your chest. — Jonathan Dunne

I don't believe he was made in China, but I do believe he is disposable. — Jonathan Dunne

In goodreads it's hard to find my progress in some stuff like quotes new and it needs a lot of work. But in twitter you can find everything - is it just a theory or a true. You decide! — Deyth Banger

It takes a good leader, with integrity, to enhance a leader with passion. — Steven Cuoco

Mama, rest in pieces, used to call it Dada's hibernation because sometimes people don't wake up from a coma. — Jonathan Dunne

And before you make any judgments, that time you were trying out your king-size with the sales assistant doesn't count as getting a man into bed. — Jonathan Dunne