Golf Handicap Quotes & Sayings

President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.' — Jay Leno

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting. — Shia Labeouf

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap. — Ken Buck

I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap. — Alistair Cooke

He was stoutly opposed to the idea of marrying anyone; but if, as happens to the best of us, he ever were compelled to perform the wedding glide, he had always hoped it would be with some lady golf champion who would help him with his putting, and thus, by bringing his handicap down a notch or two, enable him to save something from the wreck, so to speak. — P.G. Wodehouse

My handicap? Woods and irons. — Chris Codiroli

I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand. — Dennis Lehane

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals. — Bob Hope

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course. — Henry Beard

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama's handicap is Joe Biden. — Jay Leno

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap. — Bobby Nichols

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day. — Scott Baio

Germany needs to have a handicap, like in golf. They ought to start each match with two goals in advance to their opposition. — Franz Beckenbauer

I've been writing a lot, I've a few projects I'm trying to finance, I do some acting, I do some directing ... Apart from that, if I could get lower that a ten handicap on my golf game I'd be thrilled. — Paul Michael Glaser

I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap. — Lyndon B. Johnson

The Japanese eat, sleep, and breathe golf; the only thing they don't do is actually play it, because to get on a course, you have to make a reservation roughly 137 years in advance, which means that by the time you actually get to the first tee you are deceased. Of course, in golf this is not really a handicap. — Dave Barry

Prior to that I produced a couple of TV movies for CBS, but the truth of the matter is that I burned out for a couple of years. I didn't do anything for a while, apart from taking up golf, for which I got a four handicap. — Gil Gerard

My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress. — Ronald Reagan