Godschalk Realtor Quotes & Sayings

He could be in something awful and it would never stick to him. — Tina Fey

I'm the only person in the world that, when he holds down two jobs, gets criticized for it; everyone else gets a pat on the back and say, 'What an entrepreneuring, hardworking person,' but apparently that doesn't apply to me. — Jesse Ventura

So is that why you're hanging out here? To seduce bookish chicks?"
"I don't know. Maybe. Is it working? — Elizabeth Brown

Oh, the morrow of pain and dole Is naught while the sunlight lingers. — Kenneth Rand

On the phone
Bookseller: Hello Ripping Yarns.
Customer: Do you have any mohair wool?
Bookseller: Sorry, we're not a yarns shop, we're a bookshop.
Customer: You're called Ripping Yarns.
Bookseller: Yes, that's 'yarns' as in stories.
Customer: Well it's a stupid name.
Bookseller: It's a Monty Python reference.
Customer: So you don't sell wool?
Bookseller: No.
Customer: Hmf. Ridiculous.
Bookseller: ... but we do sell dead parrots.
Customer: What?
Bookseller: Parrots. Dead. Extinct. Expired. Would you like one?
Customer: Erm, no.
Bookseller: Ok, well if you change your mind, do call back. — Jen Campbell

The boys like me as a pal but I don't believe anyone will ever really fall in love with me."
"Nonsense," said Emily reassuringly. "Nine out of ten men will fall in love with you."
"But it will be the tenth I'll want," persisted Ilse gloomily. — L.M. Montgomery

We love people not so much for the good they've done us, as for the good we've done them. — Leo Tolstoy

Life is happy when u make it. Its boring when u hate it — Sreeja Pai

I'm a Philadelphia sports fanatic. I still watch Phillies games on my iPad, which is basically admitting to having daily torture sessions. — Steve Capus

When I was young, I used to go to Baha'i camp, and they taught me a lot about the equality of religions. — Cass McCombs

U2 have a lot of religion, also people like Johnny Cash and Elvis. Those people weren't shy about it - it's nice there are people who've come before that were open about it. — Brandon Flowers

There is neither Past nor Future. There is only the Present. — Ramana Maharshi

I think serious art is supposed to make us confront things that are difficult in ourselves and in the world. — David Foster Wallace

Big ideas are little ideas that no-one killed too soon. — Seth Godin