God Created Man Funny Quotes & Sayings

When you say you'll meet someone at 11:00 AM, be there at 10:45. When you promise a check on the 30th, send it on the 28th. Whatever you agree to do, do it a bit more. Start with your employees, then extend it to everyone you deal with. News will soon get around that you are a person of your word. — C.P. Scott

Science is something that you have facts. They can be tested. They can be checked. Heterosexual AIDS, another one. — Ann Coulter

My parents actually wanted me to join the service. — Krysten Ritter

In religion above all things the only thing of use is an objective truth. The only God that is of use is a being who is personal, supreme and good, and whose existence is as certain as that two and two make four. — W. Somerset Maugham

I would sooner play in a good British picture than in the majority of American pictures I have seen. — Glynis Johns

Peace rules the day, where reason rules the mind. — Wilkie Collins

I've been criticized for not having perspective in the past and I thought that of myself many times but not there. — Andre Agassi