Gjeni Ndryshimin Quotes & Sayings

'Freaky Friday' was really fun. They had a ping-pong table on set because Jamie Lee Curtis is really good at ping-pong. She's awesome at it. And they had a tournament, and we would play during filming. Whoever won the tournament would get to keep the table. I think it was Jamie who kept it. — Cayden Boyd

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life. — Don Rickles

Sharing secrets, real secrets, important ones, with even one other person, will change them. — Erin Morgenstern

That wasn't because of money, it was because I had a job for the next two days and wanted to work. So I faked a test. That was over two years ago. Why has there been no issue about it since then? — Marc Wallice

There is a time for risky love. There is a time for extravagant gestures. There is a time to pour out your affections on one you love. And when the time comes - seize it, don't miss it. — Max Lucado

Now be silent. Let the One who creates the words speak. He made the door. He made the lock. He also made the key. — Rumi

The future is a trickster rabbit, full of surprises. Only the past is predictable. — James Howe

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days. — Lenny Bruce

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. — Florence King