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Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Anna Banks

What do I say to a whale, Galen?" I hiss.
"Tell him to come closer."
"No way."
"Fine. Tell him to back up."
I nod. "Right. Okay." I lace my fingers together to keep from wringing my hands raw. Even more than terror, I feel the insanity of the situation. I'm about to ask a fish the size of my house to make a U-turn. Because Galen, the man-fish behind me, doesn't speak humpback. "Uh, can you please back away from me?" I say. I sound polite, like I'm asking him to buy some Girl Scout cookies.
I feel better in the few moments afterward because Goliath doesn't move. It proves Galen doesn't know what he's talking about. It proves this whale can't understand me, that I'm not some Snow White of the ocean. Except that, Goliath does start to turn away.
I look back at Galen. "That's just a coincidence."
Galen sighs. "You're right. He probably mistook us for a relative or something. Tell him to do something else, Emma. — Anna Banks

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater


"Oh, that's okay," Blue said. "As you smelled, we just ate."

"I'll take one," the Gray Man interjected. "If they're Thin Mints. — Maggie Stiefvater

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Stephanie Perkins

whyareyougivingawaythecookies?! — Stephanie Perkins

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Chris Rock

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"' — Chris Rock

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Lish McBride

Can you just tell them we don't need Jesus, Girl Scout cookies, or whatever the Mormons worship, and let me lie here in peace? — Lish McBride

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By J.C. Nelson

Few ground rules: If you've killed someone, I'm calling the cops. If you are dealing drugs, I'm calling the cops. If you are wanting me to buy Girl Scout cookies, I'm calling the cops. Anything else, I'll help you with. — J.C. Nelson

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Ryan North

Hey, McFly!" Has Biff returned?? No! It turns out that Howard, George's neighbour, is there! And he wants to sell him Girl Scout cookies! — Ryan North

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By James Patterson

What are you doing here?" [ndr prison]
Selling Girl Scout cookies," I said. "Want some? The Samoas are terrific."
(Max II to Max) — James Patterson

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Emery Lord

Ryan Chase was my eighth-grade collage, aspirational and wide-eyed. But Max was the first bite of grilled cheese on a snowy day, the easy fit of my favorite jeans, that one old song that made it onto every playlist. Peanut-butter Girl Scout cookies instead of an ornate cake. Not glamorous or idealized or complicated. Just me. — Emery Lord

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By J.D. Holmes

My cell phone, back in my training days, was the size of a box of girl scout cookiesJ.D. Holmes

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Rick Riordan

So you can go down there and see the gods, sell Girl Scout cookies door-to-door or whatever? — Rick Riordan

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Eileen Myles

Having big audiences when you're on a book tour is like Valhalla if you're a person who used to sell Girl Scout cookies on the side. Because you want to give the reading that will sell the most books. — Eileen Myles

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert

God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Jincy Willett

Honestly, my sales pitch when I was a kid was, 'You don't want these Girl Scout cookies, do you?' If I had to push my own books, I'd stop writing. I hate the conflation of marketing and writing. — Jincy Willett

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Mike Schmidt

I DON'T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!" I yelled to the figure behind the door. — Mike Schmidt

Girl Scout Cookies Quotes By Kevin Hearne

Why shouldn't we let him go." "I can score you some Girl Scout Cookies. You can't get Thin Mints in Poland, can you?" "Be serious." "Samoas, then?" Malina simply glared at me. "All right," I said, "what do you want?" "You have given me the impression that we'd be not only saving your life but saving the world. We need more than cookies for that." — Kevin Hearne