Girl Scout Cookies Funny Quotes & Sayings

A man of logic is a man of sin. — Mike Norton

Many have asked, pointing incredulously toward a sweep of tract homes and billboards, why picture that? The question sounds simple, but it implies a difficult issue - why open our eyes anywhere but in undamaged places like national parks? — Robert Adams

Appear as you may wish to be — Niccolo Machiavelli

As a callow eighteen-year-old leaving for college, I'd seen my home town as a mere launching pad for a life in worldier locals, a pale to be from rather than a place to be. But years and miles away from home could never attenuate the city's hold on my identity and the more I explored places and people far from Hampton, the more my status as one of its daughters came to mean to me. — Margot Lee Shetterly

I take that as an insult, even at 36. — Shaquille O'Neal

I'm not really a pitcher; I just play one in the movies. — Dennis Quaid

I want to prove a point. That point is, actors are artists, not narcissists necessarily. — William Hurt

I'm the least confident person in so many ways. But I believed that if somebody gave me the chance to tell a story, I would tell a story [well enough] that the person who gave me the chance would get their money back. — Joss Whedon

Successful people willingly do what unsuccessful people are unwilling to do. — John Spence

I wish I had been wiser. I wish I had been more effective, I wish I'd been more unifying, I wish I'd been more principled. — Bill Ayers

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. — Woody Allen

Elohim was, in logical terminology, the genus of which ghosts, Chemosh, Dagon, Baal, and Jahveh were species. The Israelite believed Jahveh to be immeasurably superior to all other kinds of Elohim. The inscription on the Moabite stone shows that King Mesa held Chemosh to be, as unquestionably, the superior of Jahveh. — Thomas Henry Huxley

My life spontaneously combusted... — Katja Millay

Grasping at things can only yield one of two results: Either the thing you are grasping at disappears, or you yourself disappear. It is only a matter of which occurs first. — S. N. Goenka

What could a fool be thinking but further foolishness? — Silvia Hartmann