Getting Ready For Wedding Quotes & Sayings

My understanding is that you get to choose which of your thoughts to go with. — Anne Lamott

That is such crap. How dare you be so fraudulently flirtatious, cowardly and dysfunctional? I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye. — Helen Fielding

Being dead was one thing, getting ready for a wedding another. — Gene Stratton-Porter

Let's not sit around and give each other hand-jobs. — David Foster Wallace

That's what my mother did. And my father was the first person she'd met who treated her kindly. She was terrified of men, and she married a very meek, kind, dear man. And she had the upper hand. She ruled the roost. — Lynn Johnston

If I looked in the mirror someday and saw no dark circles under my eyes, I would probably look better. I just wouldn't look like me. — Sarah Vowell

I can see why people love the idea of a big white wedding - it is a day when they are the centre of attention and get to wear a beautiful dress. But that sounds awful to me because that is like getting ready to walk down the red carpet. — Lucy Punch