George Costanza Toupee Quotes & Sayings

We'll see what you find out," Stew said. "You'll find out what it feels like to be thrown from a speeding train to the rocky bottom of a drained sea. Except you won't really find out, because you'll be dead. Get it? What I mean is, it'll kill you when I throw you from this train so you'll be in no state to find out what it feels like. Get it? Due to your death by falling from a train. — Lemony Snicket

Truth itself is something you live, not something you think. — Martha Beck

Reading inspires us to reach further, imagine more, and search for our passports. — Peggy Kopman-Owens

Another lesson is that smart professionals might give an instruction to a program based on a sensible-seeming and normally sound assumption (e.g. that trading volume is a good measure of market liquidity), and that this can produce catastrophic results when the program continues to act on the instruction with iron-clad logical consistency even in the unanticipated situation where the assumption turns out to be invalid. The algorithm just does what it does; and unless it is a very special kind of algorithm, it does not care that we clasp our heads and gasp in dumbstruck horror at the absurd inappropriateness of its actions. This is a theme that we will encounter again. — Nick Bostrom

Having made a few bicycles in factories, having written some thousands of rather senseless advertisements, having rubbed affectionately the legs of a few race horses, having tried blunderingly to love a few women and having written a few novels that did not satisfy me or anyone else, having done these few things, could I begin now to think of myself as tired out and done for? Because my own hands had for the most part served me so badly could I let them lie beside me in idleness? — Sherwood Anderson

Lasting happiness starts with one question ... what can I celebrate? — Michael Beckwith

Christians need to realize that they are free children of the almighty God — Sunday Adelaja

Almost everything that distinguishes the modern world from earlier centuries is attibutable to science, which achieved its most spectacular triumphs in the seventeenth century. — Bertrand Russell

I do not think you are wrong for living the life you were born in. A dog must be a dog and a wolf must be a wolf, that is the proverb in my county — Chris Cleave

The eradication of anti-personnel mines around the world is one of the most important tasks facing the international community. — Norman Jewison

It's weird and normal and hot and sad and strange and I don't really want to let go. — Colleen Hoover

A spell perhaps? The prince wrinkled his face as though it physically hurt him to think and ask questions. — Liz DeJesus

It is a law, that every event depends on the same law. — John Stuart Mill

This one's my other favorite. 'He's successful in interfacing with clients we already have, but as for new clients, it's low-hanging fruit. He takes a high-altitude view, but he doesn't drill down to that level of granularity where we might actionize new opportunities.'"
Clark winced. "I remember that one. I think I may have had a minor stroke in the office when he said that. — Emily St. John Mandel

I keep thinking you already know. I keep thinking I've sent you letters that were only ever written in my mind. — Iain Thomas