George Carlin Iq Quotes & Sayings

We need a multiplicity of visions, dreams and prophecies - images of potential tomorrows. — Alvin Toffler

I just don't have a tremendously strong belief that relationships can work. I'm really quite convinced that they don't. And if they do, it's really quite terribly brief and sporadic. — Morrissey

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's. — George Carlin

Too many people are overly respectful, braying, 'You're so brave' and Irv fell smack into that trap. After all what's so courageous about having cancer? Once we have it, what choice do we have? But the worst thing of all - and thank God Irv doesn't do this, at least not yet - is all this nonsensical talk about a patient's courageous struggle with cancer that all too often ends in defeat. How many obituaries do you see stating that so-and-so lost their courageous battle with cancer? I hate that! I absolutely hate it! If someone put that in my obituary, I'd come back and kill him! — Irvin D. Yalom

No way, that would kill my diet for the week. I don't know how you can stand to eat so unhealthy, Quinn.
Just consider it an amuse-biatch. — Steph Campbell

When I say I am going to run three miles, I run five. With that mentality, it is actually difficult to lose. — Will Smith

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. — George Carlin

Most people are not really scared of death. They are merely terrified of being taken to a mortuary and/or being buried or cremated and/or being forgotten. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana