Gauntlett Community Quotes & Sayings

I think I've been asked just about every question under the sun. I'm just really honored that people are even interested in asking me questions. — Ken Jeong

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party. — Joan Crawford

Hominids are all the Neanderthals, australopithecines, Homo
habili, Homo erecti, etc., the upright-walking apes of which we are
the only surviving species. — Joe Quirk

Prudence is an attitude that keeps life safe, but does not often make it happy. — Samuel Johnson

Renown awaits the commander who first restores artillery to its prime importance on the battlefield. — Winston Churchill

Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind. — Louis C.K.

I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now. — Gary Gulman

I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant. — J.D. Robb