Garnishments During Covid Quotes & Sayings

This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books. — Garrison Keillor

Fighting for peace is not the solution,
but loving for peace is the solution. — Debasish Mridha

My lord, when I first encountered you the suspicion crossed my mind that your intellect was disordered. I am now certain that this is so! — Georgette Heyer

But mostly they were lies I told; it wasn't my fault, I couldn't remember, because it was as though I'd been to one of those supernatural castles visited by characters in legends: once away, you do not remember, all that is left is the ghostly echo of haunting wonder. — Truman Capote

A good imitation is the most perfect originality — Voltaire

... you're never alone if you've got a book for company. — JoAnn Ross

If one thinks of an enlightened person in a negative way, as it hits their aura, it returns very strongly. — Frederick Lenz

Those who do good science do so because they choose problems that are suited to them. — Lee Smolin

Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race. — Hunter S. Thompson

Cindy needed both hands on the wheel. She clicked off without leaving a message and tossed her phone back onto the passenger seat. Up ahead, Lake Street terminated at a T intersection. Cindy saw the Subaru take the left onto Arguello Boulevard toward the Presidio, and she followed the Outback into the turn too fast. Centrifugal force sent her handbag and cell phone off the passenger seat and onto the floor. — James Patterson

Sometimes you need to get away for a few weeks just to figure out who you are again. — Judd Apatow

It's different for guys. They don't feel the same way about proms that girls do. Girls see it as a chance to feel like a princess. Guys see it as a chance to have sex. — Robyn Carr

Don't fear what they fear, or dread what they dread. 13After all, only the Eternal, Commander of heavenly armies, should terrify you. Only God is holy. Only God should leave you trembling. — Anonymous

Instead of being a teacher, I got a job with a company called Bain & Co., consulting firm, and they taught me how to build businesses. — Stephen Pagliuca

Inevitable pickup trucks complete with full gun racks,
chainsaws,
fishing poles,
and big, sneering dogs in the back,
line the streets and parking lots.
Meek murmur of autumn skies,
Ford and Chevy outfits to roll through town,
as people get ready for a long, gray, foggy winter,
big, four-wheel-drive pickups with snow blades attached,
the box loaded down,
with a high stack of cordwood topped by a huge elk carcass,
to go disheartened in the midst of wretched weather,
cold, raw, continually snowing. — Brian D'Ambrosio