Futurama Bigfoot Quotes & Sayings

I yank open the cutlery drawer to be confronted with an anomaly worse than emails from dead people or a man with a gun sitting on my bed. It's a large carving knife with a viciously serrated edge and two broken teeth. It's tarnished with rust. It's not mine. And neither is the china figurine of a kitten with one paw playfully raised, also stained with rust. But it's not rust. It's not rust at all. Perversely, the thought that flashes through my brain is "I can haz murder weapon?" I laugh out loud, a sobbing hiccup. — Lauren Beukes

I should have checked the price tag before I gave them my last name. — George Strait

I had girlfriends, but settling down was the last thing on my mind. — Hugh Bonneville

I'm not nearly as much of a fan of the NBA as I was maybe 10 or 15 years ago, or certainly as I was when I was a player. It's become more entertainment focused, and less focused on the purity of the game. — Len Elmore

I have a day job. I can make movies when I want to. — Warren Beatty

When you're in a place like New York or D.C. you just can't beat it, and it's so hard to recreate because they are both such distinctive places. — Liev Schreiber

Life is short, but art is long. Sophocles is dead, but Oedipus lives on ... Each of us when we read a great piece of literature is a little more human than befor — James W. Sire

Prayer is a declaration of dependence upon God. — Philip Yancey

Don't be an expert, be a filter. — Penny C. Sansevieri

Although divided in His various powers and energies, in each of His works the Holy Spirit is wholly present and active, undividedly divided, partaken of while remaining complete, like the sun's ray. — Gregory Palamas

Over, under, around, or through. There is always a way.
- Soteria — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Certain social situations make me feel like a square peg in a round hole. Realising you can connect to the human race through song makes me feel less alien. — Lindi Ortega

Glorious God stated: "Whosoever shows enmity to someone devoted to Me, I shall be at war with him, etc." — Al-Nawawi

Well, Jenny thought, he certainly likes to cuddle. — Katie Allen