Furat News Quotes & Sayings

I once murdered someone and American Express covered everything. — Lorrie Moore

You never push a noun against a verb without trying to blow up something. — H.L. Mencken

Most times, the foreman says, it ain't knowing what to say as much as it is just being there not knowing how to say it — Marc Bojanowski

We all of us seem to have this belief that things are going to get better. Why should they? Sometimes I think we're moving into a new ice age of tyranny and terror, why not? Who's to stop it - us? — Doris Lessing

Distringit librorum multitudo
(the abundance of books is distraction) — Seneca.

There was a point in the '80s when I looked out at my audience and I saw people that - were I not on the stage - they'd sooner slug me as they walked by me on the sidewalk. And I realized that I was way beyond the choir. — Michael Stipe

Once I started seeing the college clinic psychiatrist, he pulled out my blood and showed me what was really in it, glanced at each trace mineral in the lab results, each lurking marker, but his eyes were focused on the good stuff, the chemicals he'd put there. I don't know if I believe in "Indian blood," but at times, I have wished I could test positive for it when the phlebotomist pulled my blood every month, checking to make sure my lithium levels aren't high enough to pickle my kidneys. Instead, the doctor only ever reads off results that sound like the bottom of a deep quarry, as though my body collects stones. — Elissa Washuta