Funny Yuppie Quotes & Sayings

Self satisfaction alone cannot determine if a desire or action is positive or negative. The demarcation between a positive and a negative desire or action is not whether it gives you a immediate feeling of satisfaction, but whether it ultimately results in positive or negative consequences. — Dalai Lama XIV

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable. — John Hewson

From this vantage point, Christianity has nothing - absolutely nothing - to teach Indigenous people about how to live in a good way on this land. In fact, Christians have only demonstrated that there is something profoundly wrong with the cosmology and worldview behind more than five centuries of carnage - carnage that has yet to even slow down. Christians have so much negative history and dogma to overcome within their own tradition, I do not believe the religion is even salvageable. The world is deep in the throes of an ecological crisis based in Western economies of hyper-exploitation. The planet will not survive another 500 years of Christian domination. — Brian McLaren

The xcursion helped dislodge your ... sense of ennui? — David Mitchell

She wasn't afraid to be wrong. And that, the Chief knew, was a great strength. — Louise Penny

I don't get along with anything, I really don't ... I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being. — Bill Hicks

No one can ever write about anything that happened to him after he was twelve years old. — Ignazio Silone

Living in Sydney, I've taken the chance to start surfing again. One of my best memories of growing up is catching my first proper wave and surfing across it and my brother cheering at me from the shore. — Markus Zusak

But any religion would be found lacking if judged solely by its human servants. — Joan Wolf

Watching Ray Harryhausen's films growing up was a pure joy. He brought legends to life and he became a legend himself. And I am sure that future generations of animators will continue to look to him for inspiration. — Joe Letteri

Goddamn it. Wait for me, Eva. I waited my whole life for you. — Sylvia Day

Let your minds be filled with the goal of being like the Lord, and you will crowd out depressing thoughts as you anxiously seek to know Him and do His will. — Ezra Taft Benson

I'm glad I was a teacher. — John Wooden