Funny Work Thought Of The Day Quotes & Sayings

And what I also couldn't take anymore was this look of disgust on Lyric's face as she stared at me like this was all my fault. She seemed repulsed at the possibility of Tim being my father. — Jessica N. Watkins

But I also asked why they didn't chase their dreams. How many rock stars just settled for accountancy? How many astronauts grew up to be psychologists? Other kids were playing Mafia Wars, we were taking down the fucking Mafia and no it wasn't normal. It wasn't even close. — Mark Millar

Then he noticed her boys. They were standing side by side at the edge of the driveway, their plastic guns still in their hands and their faces pale and forlorn beneath the toy helmets, his own Tony, God bless him, with a comforting arm around each. — Alice McDermott

If you know how to worry, you know how to meditate. It means to think of something over and over. — Joyce Meyer

At this stage they were killers. I mean this stage in our mutually culpable history. Who — Peter Heller

My teenage years were exactly what they were supposed to be. Everybody has their own path. It's laid out for you. It's just up to you to walk it. — Justin Timberlake

A controlled carbohydrate lifestyle really prevents risk factors for heart disease. — Robert Atkins

I saw with open eyes, Singing birds sweet, Sold in the shops, For the people to eat, Sold in the shops of, Stupidity Street. — Ralph Hodgson

Christianity is religion for the executioner. — Friedrich Nietzsche

What kind of person leaves out the chocolate? I mean, leave out the milk, sure. Sometimes that's fun, but what kind of person leaves out the chocolate? Really, Jasmine, you make friends with the strangest people. — Hannah Marie

Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine? — Gabrielle Zevin

The Holy Spirit is the most influential mentor in your life. He is always willing to teach and guide you in all Truth. — Alisa Hope Wagner