Funny Witchy Quotes & Sayings

History, contrary to popular theories, is kings and dates and battles. — Terry Pratchett

Christianity voids any significance that would otherwise be attributed to a human life. It reduces all the good things you've done and all the bad things you've done to, well, nothing. All the good you've done won't matter if you don't have Jesus. All the bad you've done won't matter if you do have Jesus. In either case, what you do doesn't matter. — Michael Vito Tosto

When you sleep your eyes move left and right and physical movement takes trauma and moves it from your frontal lobe to the back of your brain or to another part of the brain where you can store it that memory but when you think about those things that happened, you don't associate the feeling that normally comes with it. So the problem is if you have something traumatic happen and you are not getting a good amount of rest, it will stay in your frontal lobe. — Matty Mullins

You just got to be #patient, be focused, you know there are lots of distractions out there. — Tiger Woods

If anything, which ought not to happen, happens in your neighborhood, neighbors come as they are to help; relatives dress first. — Hesiod

Having tried to give pattern to the chaos which lives within the pattern of your certainties, I must come out, I must emerge. — Ralph Ellison

Greenwich is a funny word, isn't it? All green and witchy. Like soup. — Marissa Meyer

I'm not a rock star, I'm a rock bright-light. — Jay Gordon