Funny Winter Guard Quotes & Sayings

By means of corporal and temporal things we may comprehend the eternal and the spiritual. — Saint Augustine

The MPs are not adopting villages; it's the villages that are adopting the MPs. — Narendra Modi

Brooke Dumas. I'm Remington. — Katy Evans

People never know how strong is their lust for being cheated. — Joe Chung

Losing is only temporary and not encompassing. You must simply study it, learn from it, and try hard not to lose the same way again. Then you must have the self-control to forget about it. — John Wooden

This is Mr. Bucket. This is Mrs. Bucket. Mr. and Mrs. Bucket have a small boy whose name is Charlie Bucket. — Roald Dahl

What I like best in Baltimore is the people, the neighborhoods and what goes on in the neighborhoods. Each has its own stories, own diners and own quirks. It's about community. I also like everything Old Bay. — Barbara Mikulski

An angel of God never has wings — Joseph Smith Jr.

Don't leave me again. God. God. Don't leave me again."
"I didn't"
"Part of you did." He moved her back, and his eyes swarmed with emotion. "Part of you left me, and I couldn't stand it. — J.D. Robb

Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails. — Ray Davies

Over the years, Britain has made her own, unique contribution to Europe. We have provided a haven to those fleeing tyranny and persecution. And in Europe's darkest hour, we helped keep the flame of liberty alight. Across the continent, in silent cemeteries, lie the hundreds of thousands of British servicemen who gave their lives for Europe's freedom. — David Cameron

You've seen yourself how difficult the writing is to decipher with your eyes, but our man deciphers it with his wounds. — Franz Kafka

But as much as this is a soldier's reason d'etre, it is not often that you hear a soldier explicitly talk about 'killing'. The k-word as a verb is instead often disguised and supplanted by any number of other euphemisms. In precise and technical military parlance, reflecting the ever more precise and technically removed means of killing, the 'enemy' becomes the 'target'. But for the soldiers who personally 'engage' these 'targets', these objects are colloquially 'slotted', 'dropped', 'hit', 'fragged', 'sawn in half', 'smashed' or just plain 'shot'.
Then the soldier will have achieved the noun of a 'kill'.
The author's supposition is that such words are used by the soldier in combat as an attempt to mentally dissociate himself from the reality of his actions, so he can continue to operate as a soldier - and perhaps, when all is finally said and done, as a human being back home. — Jake Wood

True wisdom is knowing what you don't know — Confucius

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else. — Rod Stewart