Funny West Ham Quotes & Sayings

Fame is such a waste. It can't even be recycled. — Sumana Roy

He didn't even attempt to smile and I knew then that I had lost him. — Marian Keyes

I was always enamored with TV shows and movies. But you didn't grow up in my town and turn into an actor. — Scott Wolf

Better to take pleasure in a rose than to put its root under a microscope. — Oscar Wilde

It's a good day when you can get two birds stoned at once. — Jean Ferris

He'd run and run until his heart burst into flames. And he would become nothing but ash. No body, no heart, no bone, no flesh - just carbon matter scattering in the wind. — Benjamin Alire Saenz