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Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Alfred Brendel

In his larger forms, Schubert is a wanderer. He likes to move at the edge of the precipice, and does so with the assurance of a sleepwalker. To wander is the Romantic condition; one yields to it enraptured, or is driven and plagued by the terror of finding no escape. More often than not, happiness is but the surface of despair. — Alfred Brendel

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Rachael Bermingham

A key ingredient to achieving your goals is to make sure your goals are totally congruent with who you are as a person. Your head and hearts desire must match. It's such an important step in goal achievement and if we miss it, we can end up travelling a long way down the wrong path! — Rachael Bermingham

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich

Man is dust.
Rue is rain.
Life is mud. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Tucker Max

I'm a human. Every human is flawed. I might be flawed in different ways than some people, or worse ways than some people, or better ways than some people. — Tucker Max

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Steven Van Zandt

Anytime you spend six months on a song (Born to Run), there's something not exactly going right. A song should take about three hours. — Steven Van Zandt

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

Happiness! Can any human being undertake to define it for another? — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By E.J. Mellow

Yeah, oh. Trust me, if I wanted to go there, we would have already been there." I've never rolled my eyes so fast in my life. "Please, you are not my type." He moves closer. "But don't you remember? I'm the man of your — E.J. Mellow

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Rosie Genova

I took another slug of my coffee - like most of my old boyfriends, it was strong, dark, Italian and slightly bitter ... — Rosie Genova

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan is a myth. — Jackie Chan

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Doc Rivers

If you want to go quickly, go by yourself - if you want to go farther, go in a group. — Doc Rivers

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Amy Poehler

I mean, if my phone is trying to kill me then that crazy X-ray machine at airport security is a straight-up assassin. — Amy Poehler

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Sarah Waters

What was the use of her being alive? Her heart was some desiccated thing: a prune, a fossil, a piece of clinker. Her mouth might as well be filled with ashes. It was all utterly hopeless and futile ... — Sarah Waters

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Debbie Macomber

I'm referring to feelings! Women aren't afraid to face their feelings. Men are so terrified of emotion they hold it inside until they're totally bent out of shape. — Debbie Macomber

Funny Weighing Scale Quotes By Susan Meier

He started to say, "I have a lot of work - " just as Izzy
walked in the front door, and his mouth fell open. Her hair
had been swept up on one side, pinned back by a pink flower.
Nothing too big. Just the right size to look kind of sexy. His
gaze skimmed down over a pink sparkly dress that stopped
mid-thigh - and she had the legs for it. Now, not only was he
dealing with the fact that she wasn't a kid anymore, he was
seeing her as a gorgeous, sexy woman. It was as if someone
had waved a magic wand and she'd changed overnight. — Susan Meier