Famous Quotes & Sayings

Funny Van Damme Quotes & Sayings

Enjoy reading and share 10 famous quotes about Funny Van Damme with everyone.

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Google+ Pinterest Share on Linkedin

Top Funny Van Damme Quotes

Funny Van Damme Quotes By Peter Marshall

The proof of how real Jesus knew hell to be is that He came to earth to save us from it. — Peter Marshall

Funny Van Damme Quotes By Sebastian Junger

The economic and marketing forces of modern society have engineered an environment ... that maximize[s] consumption at the long-term cost of well-being, — Sebastian Junger

Funny Van Damme Quotes By Stephen Colbert

I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that. — Stephen Colbert

Funny Van Damme Quotes By Thomas Szasz

The cruelty intrinsic to the workhouse system was excused by the need to discourage idleness, much as the malice intrinsic to the mental hospital system has been excused by the need to provide treatment. — Thomas Szasz

Funny Van Damme Quotes By Idries Shah

What is humanity? To feel pain at the sorrows of our neighbours, to feel humiliated at the humiliation of fellow-beings. — Idries Shah

Funny Van Damme Quotes By Andre Aciman

It was not flirting, just verbal ping-pong. I was dying to slam the ball but too polite to stop the back-and-forth. — Andre Aciman

Funny Van Damme Quotes By James Cameron

A woman's heart is an ocean of deep secrets. — James Cameron

Funny Van Damme Quotes By Adam Mansbach

Eating is one of the great pleasures of life. — Adam Mansbach

Funny Van Damme Quotes By Michael Neale

Yesterday is gone and you can't change it.
There are no guarantees for tomorrow, so save it.
The best stuff is now, so live today and don't dare waste it. — Michael Neale

Funny Van Damme Quotes By Chanda Hahn

I'm plotting my own demise," she teased, keeping her eyes closed. "Because I know that falling for you will be the death of me. — Chanda Hahn