Funny Valentines Day Work Quotes & Sayings

If you fall, I'll be the there — Floor

Whatever it cost, I had to do what was right. Better oblivion. Better to be nothing than live to experience that. — Joseph Delaney

To understand what's happening in the U.S. presidential election of 2016, you need to know what's going on in the year 2024! Soundscape: Where hearing is believing. — Royce Flippin

Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer. — David Letterman

I do not see how it's possible to have a "friends with benefits" lifestyle, because if the sex is great, it's going to naturally expand into a more meaningful relationship. Otherwise, it's just a booty call. — Jenna Elfman

I long for the days when athletes were revered. I want to see the romance return to sports, to see people enjoy the game purely for the game and the players. — Mike Piazza

A sharp spear needs no polish. — H. Rider Haggard

Running is a grownup's lost link to playing outside. — Kristin Armstrong

The trouble with human beings is not really that they love themselves too much; they ought to love themselves more. The trouble is simply that they don't love others enough.
The End of Anthropocentrism? — Mary Midgley