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Funny True Facts Quotes By Teresita Sy-Coson

I was just born into a business family. It is really a destiny. — Teresita Sy-Coson

Funny True Facts Quotes By James Fenimore Cooper

Tis open before your eyes," returned the scout; "and he who knows it is not a niggard of its use. I have heard it said that there are men who read in books to convince themselves there is a God. I know not but man may deform his works in the settlement, as to leave that which is so clear in the wilderness a matter of doubt among traders and priests. If any such there be, and he will follow me from sun to sun, through the windings of the forest, he shall see enough to teach him that he is a fool, and the greatest of his folly lies in striving to rise to the level of One he can never equal, be it in goodness, or be it in power. — James Fenimore Cooper

Funny True Facts Quotes By Rene Descartes

It appears to me that I have discovered many truths more useful and more important than all I had before learned, or even had expected to learn. — Rene Descartes

Funny True Facts Quotes By Anonymous

tell you the truth, unless you turn from your sins and become like little children, you will never get into the Kingdom of Heaven. 4So anyone who becomes as humble as this little child is the greatest in the Kingdom of Heaven. 5"And anyone who welcomes a little child like this on my behalf* is welcoming me. — Anonymous

Funny True Facts Quotes By Ian McEwan

She felt like a hospital patient who longs for her kindly visitor to leave so she can resume being ill. — Ian McEwan

Funny True Facts Quotes By Pope Francis

Finally an evangelizing community is filled with joy; it knows how to rejoice always. — Pope Francis

Funny True Facts Quotes By Jean-Paul Sartre

Total war is no longer war waged by all members of one national community against all those of another. It is total ... because it may well involve the whole world. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Funny True Facts Quotes By Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

When you are shooting in a conventional way, you put nets around yourself. It's very hard to fall and hit the ground. You can always manipulate things to make it not embarrassing. If the scene is a little bit bad, you can polish it or even take it out. You can hide your mistakes. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

Funny True Facts Quotes By Jim Butcher

Butters's voice turned bitter. "Them or us, choose a side?" "It's not about taking sides," Karrin said. "It's about knowing yourself. About understanding why you make the choices you do. Once you know that, you know where to walk, too. — Jim Butcher

Funny True Facts Quotes By Ta-Nehisi Coates

The Dream thrives on generalization, on limiting the number of possible questions, on privileging immediate answers. — Ta-Nehisi Coates

Funny True Facts Quotes By Jolene Perry

Tobin's just a guy - like a ton of guys. Even as I run those words through my head, trying to convince myself, I know it's a lie. Tobin will never be just a guy. Not to me. And he shouldn't be just a guy to anyone who meets him or to anyone else that's lucky enough to love him. — Jolene Perry

Funny True Facts Quotes By Arakida Moritake

A fallen blossom
returning to the bough, I thought
But no, a butterfly. — Arakida Moritake

Funny True Facts Quotes By Anthony Langston

Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston

Funny True Facts Quotes By Golda Meir

Don't be so humble, you're not that great. — Golda Meir

Funny True Facts Quotes By Jose Ferreira

It's not enough to have a value-adding product in a big market. You also need the right conditions. Will you be able to scale revenues within a 5-10 year time frame? Is the timing right? YouTube wouldn't have worked pre-broadband. — Jose Ferreira