Funny Traffic Ticket Quotes & Sayings

The essence of bravery is being without self-deception. — Pema Chodron

I auditioned for Robert Redford once and I was so starstruck I couldn't even speak. I had a mic wire at a screen test clipped to me and then I got kind of nervous and I paced in a circle and then took a step and tripped and fell on my face. You just have to forgive yourself and keep going on. — Ethan Hawke

Islands are metaphors of the heart, no matter what poet says otherwise. — Jeanette Winterson

Cooper gave me a very serious expression. "I'm going to do something. Do not freak out. Be casual. Can you do that?"
"No," I said in a panic.
Cooper reached behind me and I felt his fingers on my ass. Forcing myself to stay very still, I felt him fiddling around then he pulled his hand away.
"That suit is old and it's riding up," he explained, taking a beer from his brother who walked by. "I didn't want anyone seeing my girl's ass cheeks."
"I didn't notice," I said, reaching behind me awkwardly.
"It's too hot out to notice. You're fine now."
"You could have just told me," I said then rolled my eyes. "But why would you when you could touch my ass instead?"
"My girl is pretty fucking smart," he said, giving me a big bright smile. — Bijou Hunter

Remember, passing judgment on someone else's character, is only a reflection of your own. — Demi Lovato

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. — Conan O'Brien

Step with care and great tact, and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. — Dr. Seuss

I've always been afraid that love isn't real. So I watched movies that assured me that there can be happy endings and shit. — Tarryn Fisher