Funny Tradesmen Quotes & Sayings

She was silent for a moment, trying to force her thoughts into words her tongue could articulate. "I don't know. I'm saying we should go out sometime. I'm saying that I want to see you without your lab coat, and I want to wear a nice dress and maybe a pair of shoes like your Barbie doll over there." She pointed at Bridget. "What do you say? — Emmie White

To have one man's nut lay against another man's is a most awkward position to find oneself. — Jason R. Koivu

The old religion is what gets the crops up and keeps your cock hard and makes sure that nobody builds a bloody great motorway through an area of outstanding natural beauty. The Gateway stands, and the hill stands, and the place stands. It's well, well over two thousand years old. You don't go mucking about with anything that powerful. — Neil Gaiman

Make no enemies; he is insignificant indeed that can do thee no harm. — Charles Caleb Colton

One longs for the presence of a leader like Lincoln, who openly admitted his doubts and as openly preserved his commitment. — Rollo May

If you enroll as one of God's people, then heaven is your country and God your lawgiver. — Clement Of Alexandria

Make goals, dream big, live with passion. — Tony Newton

You think that enlightenment is something other than what is happening right now. This is your primary mistake. — Adyashanti

Photography is the art of anticipation, not working with memories, but showing their formation. As such, it has relentlessly usurped imaginative and critical prerogatives of older, slower literature and handmade visual art. — Peter Schjeldahl

Maybe that was why she couldn't cry, she realized, staring dry-eyed at the ceiling. Because what was the point in crying when there was no one there to comfort you? And what was worse, when you couldn't even comfort yourself? — Cassandra Clare