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Funny Trade Show Quotes By Jason Porter

...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its mother or if it was like a chigger depositing its larvae underneath the skin of my ankles. — Jason Porter

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Ben Lee

Imitate the sun. Don't worry if people understand you. Just shine shine shine. — Ben Lee

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Jo Huxster

Another day, another pair of underpants. — Jo Huxster

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Ted Cruz

We ought to open up energy innovation across the board and - and remove the barriers to every form of energy. — Ted Cruz

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Ava DuVernay

Hollywood needs more women directors, and Mama Ava needs a carafe and a half of that sweet vino divino. — Ava DuVernay

Funny Trade Show Quotes By David McCullough

Brought home her college friends and put on — David McCullough

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Mick Jagger

Time is on my side, yes it is. — Mick Jagger

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Tami Egonu

It is my name for you. Amaka is a Nigerian name and it means beautiful. — Tami Egonu

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Anonymous

The aims of these shadowy 'circles' were all encompassing, 'total' in Hitler's words. 'Nothing less', in fact, 'than the elimination [Beseitigung] of those regimes', Germany and Italy most notably, 'which in their essence constitute a threat to the feudal-reactionary plutocracies.' Faced with this threat of annihilation, Hitler's time-horizon had shortened. — Anonymous

Funny Trade Show Quotes By John Shelby Spong

Whatever it was that people experience in Jesus has today come to be identified with medieval doctrines based on premodern assumptions that are no longer believable. That identification means that serious theological discussion seems to accomplish little more than to erect a division between the shouters and the disinterested. Jesus becomes the captive of the hysterically religious, the chronically fearful, the insecure and even the neurotic among us, or he becomes little more than a fading memory, the symbol of an age that is no more and a nostalgic reminder of our believing past. To me neither option is worth pursuing. Yet even understanding these things, I am still attracted to this Jesus and I will pursue him both relentlessly and passionately. I will not surrender the truth I believe I find in him either to those who seek to defend the indefensible or to those who want to be freed finally from premodern ideas that no longer make any sense. — John Shelby Spong

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Walter Martin

The moment you enlist in the army of God, you personally become a target. You need to remember that if you're living for and walking with Jesus Christ, the powers of darkness are aligned against you. — Walter Martin

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Melissa Scott

You know damn well that's not how the wire works, and if you weren't afraid of it, you'd have one yourself. It's the same as the implants, just like the dollie-slots, but it gives me an edge, yeah, because I'm not afraid of it, of what I can do with it. — Melissa Scott

Funny Trade Show Quotes By Adam West

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this." — Adam West