Funny Tool Time Quotes & Sayings

My first official consulting job, therefore, was for a scrap metal dealer (he resented the term "junk dealer") in East Edmonton named Benny Sugarman. — Preston Manning

The wisest and best are repulsive, if they are characterized by repulsive manners. Politeness is an easy virtue, costs little, and has great purchasing power. — Amos Bronson Alcott

forgot how direct she could be — Sami Lee

My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony Hall, and the orchestra was playing. When the show started, the spotlight was sharp on this one man (Andres Segovia) and he had sombrero on and his guitar propped up like this and, oh man ... he was a master ! - I really heard it. That one guitar sounded like a whole orchestra to me. — B.B. King

Indeed, if their wristbands asked them the question: "What-Would-Jesus-Buy" - well now, that could very well revolutionize the Christian church in America. — Geoffrey Wood

The lowest strata are reproducing too fast. Therefore ... they must not have too easy access to relief or hospital treatment lest the removal of the last check on natural selection should make it too easy for children to be produced or to survive; long unemployment should be a ground for sterilisation. — Julian Huxley

Complexity and obscurity have professional value - they are the academic equivalents of apprenticeship rules in the building trades. They exclude the outsiders, keep down the competition, preserve the image of a privileged or priestly class. The man who makes things clear is a scab. He is criticized less for his clarity than for his treachery. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Hindsight, usually looked down upon, is probably as valuable as foresight, since it does include a few facts. — Grace Paley

But if two and two and fifty make a million, ... — Pete Seeger

I want to see the writers strike because the writers, god bless them, are the only true commies we have in Hollywood. — Ned Beatty

There are three masks:
the one we think we are,
the one we really are,
and the one we have in common — Jacques Lecoq

...the revelation that the dream was teaching the dreamers how to live. — Joan Didion

My guiding principle is this: Guilt is never to be doubted. — Franz Kafka