Funny Toilet Training Quotes & Sayings

The secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. If you do that, you're in control of your life. If you don't, life controls you. — Tony Robbins

Mystery of mysteries, water and air are right there before us in the sea. Every time I view the sea, I feel a calming sense of security, as if visiting my ancestral home; I embark on a voyage of seeing. — Hiroshi Sugimoto

An Affront to the Rule of Law and to the Constitution Itself — John Boehner

If you want to fly, you have to flap your own wings! — Claire Williams

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it? — Bob Hope