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Funny Tiesto Quotes By Shane Dawson

Even if I get into television and movies, I'm never going to quit YouTube because of the bond I have with my viewers. — Shane Dawson

Funny Tiesto Quotes By Ram Dass

If you think you're enlightened go spend a week with your family. — Ram Dass

Funny Tiesto Quotes By Henri Cartier-Bresson

To photograph: it is to put on the same line of sight the head, the eye and the heart. — Henri Cartier-Bresson

Funny Tiesto Quotes By Lee Van Cleef

If I could direct it [films] I would be very happy. But the economics of business don't always allow you to do what you want. — Lee Van Cleef

Funny Tiesto Quotes By John Cornyn

The Senate used to be a place of great debate and accomplishment. Now it is run like a dictatorship shutting out the voices of millions of Americans. — John Cornyn

Funny Tiesto Quotes By Nicholson Baker

In old stapled problems, you can see the TB vaccine marks in the upper left corner where the staples have been removed and replaced, as the problem - even the staple holes of the problem - was copied and sent on to other departments for further action, copying, and stapling. — Nicholson Baker

Funny Tiesto Quotes By Isabel Allende

The world is a very unjust, unfair place and we have to live with that. Historically, there is impunity for most crimes. — Isabel Allende

Funny Tiesto Quotes By Derek Blasberg

I stumbled upon the 3x1 shop because it's a few doors up from the 'V' magazine offices on Mercer. The store is intense: They can take your measurements, and the sewers are right there behind glass making what amounts to a couture pair of jeans. — Derek Blasberg

Funny Tiesto Quotes By Ed O'Neill

Security was another reason. You never know what can happen to you when you earn a lot of money. — Ed O'Neill

Funny Tiesto Quotes By Anne Graham Lotz

As burned as I've been by local churches and by people who call themselves in God's name, Jesus gave us the church. It's supposed to be a community of like-minded people who encourage and strengthen each other. But that's not how it always works. — Anne Graham Lotz

Funny Tiesto Quotes By Bryan Stevenson

Sometimes the facts of the crime are so distracting - there's been some tragic murder or horrific incident, and people aren't required to think as carefully and thoughtfully, and directly, about this legacy of racial inequality and structural poverty. And what it's contributing to these wrongful convictions. — Bryan Stevenson

Funny Tiesto Quotes By J.M. Darhower

Why would you be my friend? What do you get out of it?"
I consider that question as I sip from the bottle of rum, sitting back down in my chair. "The truth?"
"Please."
"I'm bored," I admit. "I came to the city because of a movie, too. The Godfather. But reality? It's nothing like it is in the movies. Most days we just sit around, waiting for something to happen. It's monotonous. The world, it's all in black and white, but you? You're so many shades of red, woman, and color me curious, but I find myself not so bored with your bullshit around. — J.M. Darhower