Funny Televangelist Quotes & Sayings

Don't get me wrong: I love social websites like Facebook and Twitter, but I think it creates way too many opportunities for young people to bully. — Jillian Rose Reed

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. — Faydra D. Fields

Teachers who complain 'These kids have no work ethic' couldn't be farther off the mark. The problem is not that these kids lack a work ethic; the problem is that some of them see no connection between a work ethic and school. None of them would think, for example, to say to a customer at the MacDonald's drive-up window, 'Do you think I could get you those Chicken McNuggets some time tomorrow?' Yet we give sanction to that sort of request when it comes to school assignments. — Garret Keizer

I will never master this craft. Orchestras are very, very forthcoming with me. — David Ogden Stiers

Understanding. I was in love with Ian Aberdeen. So deeply, so incredibly. And it was true and it was sublime and it was mine.
Nothing could take that away from me and that was absolutely freeing to me. I owned that love. I chose it. I owed no one for it because it couldn't have been purchased. It belonged to me free and clear. I had never felt more empowered. — Fisher Amelie

I am trying to make art that relates to the deepest and most mythic concerns of human kind and I believe that, at this moment of history, feminism is humanism. — Judy Chicago

If any running event, you are absolutely alone. Nobody can help you. — John Landy

So, congratulations. You're married to a rock star. — Kylie Scott

Work is my vacation from worry of what to do with my life — Janna Cachola

Much of what the Bible demands can be comprised in one imperative: Remember! — Abraham Joshua Heschel

Happiness is egotistical. — Alexandre Dumas

The feeling of uselessness is no respecter of age and never asks permission, but instead corrodes people's souls, repeating over and over: 'No one is interested in you, you're nothing, the world doesn't need your presence. — Paulo Coelho