Funny Suntan Quotes & Sayings

Guilt is not a healthy emotion. It rots you from the inside out, turns you bitter. — Blair Richmond

In high school, I was the biggest procrastinator in the world. — Kristin Kreuk

Better to be miserable with her than happy without her. Let our hearts break provided they break together. If the voice within us does not say this it is not the voice of Eros. — C.S. Lewis

In civil and political affairs, American women take no interest or concern, except so far as they sympathize with their family and personal friends; but in all cases, in which they do feel a concern, their opinions and feelings have a consideration, equal or even superior, to that of the other sex. — Catharine Beecher

Where there is darkness, let there be light. — Francis Of Assisi

Cigarette smoking is injurious to health,
After all it's pretty good than peoples.They injurious to Soul — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

For three weeks, we slept in the same bed together. We never had sex. We never kissed. We never took off more clothes than our pants. We just dreamed together.

The conversations were brief. We didn't go on any dates. We didn't get to know each other. It was just a sleeping arrangement. To her, I was just a stuffed animal with a heartbeat. — Carlton Mellick III

I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who had flown to Los Angeles on my sister's frequent flier miles just six days before. — Mike Birbiglia

Tennis is seen all around the world; if I am home or anywhere in the country, United States, people will stare. — Pete Sampras

Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but ... — Emo Philips