Funny Stuffy Nose Quotes & Sayings

We should not manifest surprise at any sort of condition into which we are born, and which should be lamented by no one, simply because it is equally ordained for all. Yes, I say, equally ordained; for a man might have experienced even that which he has escaped. And an equal law consists, not of that which all have experienced, but of that which is laid down for all. Be sure to prescribe for your mind this sense of equity; we should pay without complaint the tax of our mortality. — Seneca.

Botox not only helps with wrinkles, it actually makes you feel more relaxed as frowning causes tension. — Patricia Cornwell

I have never personally seen a hand transplant that is more useful than a prosthesis. — Joe Murray

Oregon is the only state in the union that facilitates suicide. — Maggie Gallagher

I know pleasure. When given, it clears the air. — C.C. Wyatt

No, you just keep polishing your fangs or whatever you guys do in there. — Jayde Scott

I hated him more than anything. I loved him more than anything. Because, he was everything. And I hated that, too. — Jenny Han

When you take a stand against injustice inflicted upon innocent people, there will be those who will hate you for it. — Ellen J. Barrier

Netscape was able to get the government working on its behalf. — Bill Gates

No more distressing moment can ever face a British government than that which requires it to come to a hard, fast and specific decision. — Barbara Tuchman

I like the idea of the documentary as a portrait. There's not a chronological beginning, middle, and end structure. You build something in the editing room that's shaped by getting to know the person and digging deeper, unpeeling the layers of them as you get to know them. — Spike Jonze

We're at different places on our journey but we share a guiding story, a sweeping epic drama called the Bible. We find faith as we follow Jesus and share a willingness to honestly wrestle with God and our questions and doubts. We find dignity as God's image-bearers and strive to call out that dignity in one another. — Rachel Held Evans

We're organisms; we're conceived, we're born, we live, we die, and we decay. But as we decay we feed the world of the living: plants and bugs and bacteria. — William M. Bass

Every dependency is like a little dot of glue that causes your class to stick to the things it touches. — Sandi Metz

Where else is the gate of life if not in the eyes of your soul? — Sorin Cerin