Funny Stress Buster Quotes & Sayings

In prosperous fortunes be modest and wise, The greatest may fall, and the lowest may rise: But insolent People that fall in disgrace, Are wretched and nobody pities their Case. — Benjamin Franklin

A determined man, a man who believes himself grossly abused, does not listen to reason — Lucinda Brant

There were some crucial things Vera's parents were forgetting about crosses, was what Peter said. One was that Jesus was nailed to His by enemies, not by Mary and Joseph. And another, he said, was that it killed Him. Christ's cross killed Him. We've got to remember what crosses are, Peter said. They're not just decorations on steeples. They're murder weapons, he said, the same as guns, or gas chambers, or electric chairs. — David James Duncan

We're both broken people looking for a safe place to land. Maybe this time we've actually found solid ground — Alyssa Rose Ivy

Loneliness burns in towers of fire around us — Christopher Poindexter

To-day, I will seek not the shadowy region;
Its unsustaining vastness waxes drear;
And visions rising, legion after legion,
Bring the unreal world too strangely near. — Emily Bronte

I tried to teach them [his sons] that about the importance of self-discipline, and that the culture of yes is built on a foundation of no. — Bill Walton

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies but he hopes he'll never have to use it. — C.S. Lewis

The closer one gets to elections or wars, the further one gets from the truth. — Tony Blankley

Forgetting is the cost of living cheerfully. — Zoe Akins

When I had cancer - of the colon first, followed by breast cancer and a mastectomy - my motto used to be 'Drips by day, Prada by night.' I felt that I had to grasp it in the same way as you'd take on any challenge. — Sam Taylor-Wood