Funny Stoner Birthday Quotes & Sayings

The truth can seem awfully small and insignificant when compared to a mountain of lies. — Terry Goodkind

There is always a chance of failure, of producing something totally unnecessary. But I guess that chance of failure is what makes tightrope walking, race-car driving ... — John Updike

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider; girls go to college to get more knowledge. — James C. Dobson

They were missing all the enthusiasm, the creativity; that whole excitement about the music was lost. A lot of people are really going back looking for that. — Lester Bowie

I have an attitude now that is immovable. I shall remain outside of the world, beyond the temporal, beyond all the organizations of the world. I only believe in poetry. — Anais Nin

Behind a leader there must be followers, but they should always be on the lookout for the main chance and ready to change sides if the current leader doesn't deliver. — Mary Douglas

The dominant knowledge system tends to embrace an anti-pluralism, a lack of receptiveness to alternative epistemologies, to other ways of knowing the world. — Laurelyn Whitt

Don't bow down to critics who have not themselves written great masterpieces. — Lawrence Ferlinghetti