Funny Std Quotes & Sayings

Originally a record producer more or less hired a bunch of professionals to participate in a recording session, the performers and the technicians, and a music director was put in charge. That directly related to a film producer's job. — Tony Visconti

There's no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to cut you, take your heart out, and put it on a table. — Charlie Manuel

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia? — Sarah Mlynowski

When I graduated from college, I went straight to work for a federal contractor, a desk job, and they were great to me, they loved me, I was like their mascot, but I just couldn't stand working in an office. I just hated it. And so one day I went in and said, 'I'm sorry, this is my two-weeks notice, I'm quitting to become an artist.' — Maggie Stiefvater

You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD. — Chris Jericho

Metaphor, everything is sort of Metaphor of something else. — Sameh Elsayed

They were mirrors to each other. Gwinvere Kirena would have been perfect for him - if he could love what he saw in the mirror. — Brent Weeks

I have always been accused of taking the things I love - football, of course, but also books and records - much too seriously, and I do feel a kind of anger when I hear a bad record, or when someone is lukewarm about a book that means a lot to me. — Nick Hornby