Funny State Farm Quotes & Sayings

Plunder, ravage and kill; the secret works of the repugnant. Since the fall of man and brother killing brother, evil has owned the night. — Dennis F. Larsen

So, you got shit-faced, spray-painted a barn with a lovely shade of Exorcist-green puke, fucked a donkey while you were there, and started a fist fight with a recovering, meth-addicted nun and her lovechild who were reenacting the nativity scene? — Kendall Grey

There is little doubt that an unstable Syria will destabilize the whole Middle East. — Ahmed Zewail

I, personally, like to get dressed and then do my makeup and hair in about five minutes. — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

People who give money in large amount in politics are basically not altruistic.They have some issue. They have some interest.It may be preserving carried interest. But it's not altruistic. — David Brooks

Every creature thinks itself best in its own element, that is the place it thrives in, and enjoys its happiness in; now Christ is the element of a Christian. — Richard Sibbes

Those girls, I was waiting for the to bring out their hands and beg you to shit so they could worship that too. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Relationship are like glasses, once it's broken it never be like before, as broken glass remain with the broken piece stains ever ... — Debolina Bhawal

When I develop a character, I usually start by creating a backstory with whatever information I have access to. — Daniella Alonso