Funny Stallone Quotes & Sayings

Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to. — Sylvester Stallone

I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt. — Dora J. Arod

Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with. — Eric Roberts

The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. The funny thing is I didn't realize back then that I was having a defining moment. — Dwayne Johnson

It's funny because when Jason [Statham] was drowning I was filming with an iPhone. It may have been a bit insensitive but I just thought, "you know what, this was a magic moment". And I couldn't help him anyway because I didn't want to drown. — Sylvester Stallone

I know I can't play funny roles in movies. I tried, and it didn't work. — Sylvester Stallone