Funny Staffing Quotes & Sayings

I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading. — C.S. Lewis

Sunshine on the water looks so lovely — John Denver

Often have I wondered with much curiosity as to our coming into this world and what will follow our departure. — Petrarch

I was stuck on the side of a mountain in Scotland. I was looking down on emptiness. I lay on my back and looked around in panic. I prayed to God and relaxed. I realised if I turned carefully on my front I could see bits of grass to hold on to. — Ivor Cutler

A good meal can somewhat repair / The eatings of slight love — Philip Larkin

We all have a reason for living I am blessed mine has two eyes a heartbeat and calls me mum. — Nikki Rowe

I love you, even when you're an ass."
"I love you, even when you're kicking me in the balls. — Chelsea M. Cameron

Though I don't have any serious argument with Neil Gaiman's 'American Gods', I believe that Americans cease to be Europeans - the land makes them become Americans. You see it happening all the time when you travel around America. — Michael Moorcock

Above all, a director has to be a good captain. — Charlton Heston

You can trust the Bible. You will never be a great Christian until you come to the unshakable conviction that the Bible is the Word of God. — Adrian Rogers

In chamber music, the audience can hear each instrument and understand (and feel) what the composer and the musicians have in mind as they play. — Karen DeCrow