Funny Spooky Halloween Quotes & Sayings

I am thinking about nothing. I am thinking about nothing. Yes, it's possible to think about nothing. It doesn't always have to be about you. — Melissa Ferrick

No! Don't feed it. It'll never leave! ~ Odin — Jennifer Turner

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. — C.S. Lewis

The purpose of road traffic is speed, not safety. — Janusz Korwin-Mikke

The mind is a powerful force. It can enslave us or empower us. It can plunge us into the depths of misery or take us to the heights of ecstasy. Learn to use the power wisely. — David Cuschieri

I usually need a can of beer to prime me. — Norman Mailer

Doorways are sacred to women for we are the doorways of life and we must choose what comes in and what goes out. — Marge Piercy

Sometimes, none of us can predict life's outcomes. That doesn't mean we stop living or doing what we know in our hearts is the right thing. — Colleen Charles

But if the choice is a cool president and 8 or 10 percent unemployment in a declining economy and a country that seems to be going in the wrong direction and structural unemployment for young people at 50 percent, I'd rather have a dorky president who fixed those problems. — Jonah Goldberg

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good ... Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
— Jay Leno