Funny Software Tester Quotes & Sayings

But not once had he almost lost it. Not like last night. Never had he fumbled, laughed and ... connected to another like with Ava. — Kelly Moran

He might be tall enough to see into tomorrow, but he hadn't looked there in a long, long time.
He'd forgotten how bright it was.
So bright he could hardly stand it. — Sarah Addison Allen

You couldn't love someone the way he had loved her and then be turned off them in five minutes by nothing more than lies and daydreams. Could you? Could you? — Ruth Rendell

People want to make sure there is flexibility to reallocate assets. They are trusting us to make the asset allocation decisions. — Michael Hintze

I always talk about my characters like they're real people. — Dakota Fanning

Laissons les jolies femmes aux hommes sans imagination. Leave the pretty women for the men without imagination. — Marcel Proust

I may like L.A., but I want to know when the seasons are. — Gary Coleman

I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business. — Penn Jillette

I grew up thinking that singing was my security. — Nana Mouskouri

Over the years, I'd seen all kinds of smiles from her. The kind designed to make all the blood drain from your head and gather behind your zipper ... — Stacey Kade

My mother and father ... raised nine of us and taught each to do our best ... We tried. — Eunice Kennedy Shriver

Good health is true wealth. — Urijah Faber

And at the risk of sounding like Andy Rooney on Sixty Minutes, have you ever wondered why we say fiddle-faddle and not faddle- fiddle? Why is it ping-pong and pitter-patter rather than pong-ping and patter-pitter? Why dribs and drabs, rather than vice versa? Why can't a kitchen be span and spic? Whence riff-raff, mish-mash, flim-flam, chit-chat, tit for tat, knick-knack, zig-zag, sing-song, ding-dong, King Kong, criss-cross, shilly-shally, see-saw, hee-haw, flip-flop, hippity-hop, tick-tock, tic-tac-toe, eeny-meeny-miney-moe, bric-a-brac, clickety-clack, hickory-dickory-dock, kit and kaboodle, and bibbity-bobbity-boo? The answer is that the vowels for which the tongue is high and in the front always come before the vowels for which the tongue is low and in the back. — Steven Pinker

My father was a food lover and a deadbeat dad, and maybe a connection between good food and bad dads was forged early, in the deepest folds of my subconscious, where we make so many decisions about our parents. — J.R. Moehringer

The idea of playing a part where I get to wear a completely undetectable hairpiece ... you can't walk away from that. — Rob Reiner