Funny Smart Remarks Quotes & Sayings

He heaved a sigh. "You suck, Cathy."
"You actually went there?" I asked, grinning.
Timmie grinned back. "Sorry. Sometimes I forget you're ... you know. — Jeaniene Frost

It dawned on him that he really could be a cop if he wanted to, and it dawned on him that he'd had this revelation while eating a donut, and it that wasn't a sign, he didn't know what was. — Doug Dorst

Do you think the Bible is accurate? I mean, do you think it's real?"
"I think Pastor Calvin is hot. In a fortysomething way. That pretty much sums up my religious conviction. — Becca Fitzpatrick

To use it should be as natural ... as to use the trolley when one needs transportation. — John Cotton Dana

We and all our existences are non-entities. Thou art the absolute being whose appearance is transitory. — Idries Shah

There are like to be short graces where the devil plays host. — Charles Lamb

The pilot was military, so he was using the rudder. Civilian pilots avoid using the rudder. Using the rudder makes the plane slew, like a car skids. Passengers don't like the feeling. So civilian pilots turn by juicing the engines on one side and backing off on the others. Then the plane comes around smoothly. — Lee Child

Mysticism requires the notion of the unknowable, which is revealed to some and withheld from others; this divides men into those who feel guilt and those who cash in on it. — Ayn Rand

Winter is the time for comfort - it is the time for home. — Edith Sitwell

Microsoft shoots for the moon. Sony shoots for the sun. — Ken Kutaragi