Funny Senility Quotes & Sayings

Each epoch has found in the Gospels what it sought to find there, and has overlooked what it wished to overlook. — Ludwig Von Mises

My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic. — Tim Allen

I think not every improviser is a good stage actor. Certainly not every stage actor is a good improviser. — Rich Sommer

Nosotros somos paisanos. We are fellow countrymen. We come from the same soil. — Kathi Appelt

I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all. — Billy Wilder

When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily manipulate that in different ways. It is what it is. — Dave Grohl

They need a moment together and, having nothing but time, I sit on the top step and wonder if I'll find someone who will understand and accept this life like my mother. — Katie McGarry

Being Black and poor is, I think, radically different from being anything else and poor. Poor, to most Blacks, is a state of mind. Those who accept it are poor; those who struggle are middle class. — Nikki Giovanni

You do not have to die to save their lives. — Lynn Johnston

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. — Malcolm Potts

Good Hock (Hochheimer) keeps off the Doc. — Queen Victoria

A good story is read, a great one takes you with it! — James F. Timmins

People always say to me, "What's wrong with Hollywood? They don't want to make female-driven movies." And that's not where the problem lies. It lies with us, in society. When we make these movies, nobody goes to see them. — Charlize Theron

Purgatory was a bit damp," said Bengt, "but heaven is more or less as I'd imagined it. — Thor Heyerdahl

I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to. — Laurann Dohner