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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt? — Doug Stanhope
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld
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May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself." Author: Neil Gaiman