Funny Se Quotes & Sayings

I shall think myself blessed only when I see Him in every one of my daily acts; Verily He is the thread which supports Muktanand's life. — Mahatma Gandhi

Other places are also generators of far-flung violence beyond their own borders - Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are obvious examples - but none has as long a history of war, resistance, and terror as Chechnya. — Stephen Kinzer

Not to say surprise no. Too smooth by half I've always thought him. — Heron Carvic

You've got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants."
"What the fuck does that even mean?" Hook demanded, then held up a hand. "Never mind, I don't want to know."
"Means fucking keeps you young. — S.E. Jakes

I'm happiest playing a match with my dad and a couple of college friends, taking a few bucks off them. — Matt Kuchar

Poor little Foal of an oppressed race! I love the languid patience of thy face. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Should government refrain from regulation (taxation), the worthlessness of the money becomes apparent and the fraud can no longer be concealed. — John Maynard Keynes

I'm writing a political comedy that takes place in Canada in Quebec. It's funny. Saying political comedy is a little redundant but it's a first. I've never done any comedy per se. — Philippe Falardeau

There are other ways I think of myself as spoiling myself ... I ... get a massage once a week. Other people can, I didn't used to, and I can now. — Steve Ballmer

He's a little more ... psychotic than usual," Tom said quietly.
"How so?"
"He took C-4 to bed with him."
Prophet shrugged. "He's always done that. — S.E. Jakes

Great children's books are wisdom dipped in words and art. — Peter H. Reynolds

Darkness is the absence of light. Absences do not exist. Sin does not exist . — Rajneesh

I think most non-Christians who try to be good people are probably better Christians than Christians. — Paul Kantner

The search for a Jewish national home came about due to centuries of anti-Semitic pogroms, expulsions, discrimination and hate. The Holocaust was simply the evil culmination of all that came before it. — Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

He turned to Kingsley. "You and what army?"
"I don't need an army."
"What? Are you the French James Bond or something?"
"Of course not. James Bond is vanilla. — Tiffany Reisz